A triathlon club for people who are bad at triathlons.

We put on little homemade races as an excuse to train more, hang out, and brag about our middle-aged injuries. Nobody's fast. No entry fees, no medals, no officials.

I'll try it

Next up

[EVENT NAME]

[DATE] — [PLACE]

[ONE ABSURD DETAIL ABOUT THIS EVENT — the water temperature, the parking situation, what the bike leg goes past]

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The premise

Real triathlons are crowded, stressful, and expensive. The parking is a nightmare. And then there are the porta-potties.

So we say fuck it and do it ourselves. No fees, no stress, and no weirdo swimming up your back because he thinks he's qualifying for the Olympics that day.

Just a few friends, a cooler, and a great hang.

Rule 01

You must finish.
"Finish" is negotiable.

Read all the rules

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Two ways in

I want to try this.

Join the waitlist. We'll probably let you in.

Get on the list

I want to watch this.

No sweating involved. Just tell us where to send the photos.